Adele, could we have a word?
Look, I know this is a bit very much late-to-the-party and all, and probably also Dude-just-don’t-pay-that-much-attention-to-a-freaking-pop-song’s-lyrics-JFC, but let me be pedantic for a minute here. “Rumour Has It” by Adele from her album 21 has the lines She is half your age But I’m guessing that’s the reason that you …